Diet

I was driving around the scenic parts of Trenton one day, behind a bus.
On the back of the bus was a picture of a sexy girl wearing bikini.
The add read "lose weight fast 30 pounds in 30 days" I began to imagine what
if somebody stayed on this diet for to long? losing a pound a day?
Till they were malnourished, dehydrated, withering away into nothingness.
Dry flaking skin, Bones deteriorating to dust.
sunk in face, eyes shriveled like prunes.
Osteoporosis in the extreme.
Reaching into the night, her bones break like thin pieces of ice.
breathing her last breath of life.
Rays of sunlight shine in her second story window
Warming the her lifeless shell that lies on the bed.
So dry that even the maggots refuse to devour her remains.
like finger nails scratching a chalk board.
Rigor mortis continues.
Nothing is left but a million atoms that were once her
Blowing in the cosmic winds of Greed, Hatred, and pride.
Until one of her atoms are captured by a geeky looking guy
They are placed in a metal orb surrounded buy explosives to cause
Implosion.
Nuclear explosion
Mass confusion
The end of the world
The final solution................
So What of this diet?
Would you try it?
Will you buy it?
Break it up into syllables DIE IT!!!!